brbjellyfishing:

What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister

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quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

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jaclcfrost:

avatargrimes:

jaclcfrost:

chiptunehero:

jaclcfrost:

no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother

peter pot

peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter pan

and this is probably why no one talks about him

peter pot is so high, he neverlands.

and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust

(via kissedthatgrrrl)

thechamberofsecrets:

people who say hot cocoa instead of hot chocolate make me uncomfortable

(via haroldsolderwoman)

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

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my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns

(via payune)

wurnbo:

monday tomorrow [audience boos]

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